If they can, I believe Inara is. And I say that with love as I wouldn’t have her any other way! “But Liz,” you may be asking, “why ever would you think that your sweet, innocent little doggy might be anything less than perfect?” Well, gentle readers, let me tell you a couple fun things about gorgeous Miss Inara.
1. Last night we started a new session of Rally. We’ve taken it several times but each time there are different dogs. Inara actually started off doing pretty well, a few barks here and there, but just her standard “Hi! I’m here!” barks. So Ginger sets up a practice course for us, and off we go. Obstacle number one? No, not a rally obstacle – a real-life obstacle. We have to pass by the seriously non-offensive Border Terrier. FAIL. Inara pretended as though she just noticed he was there – RARARARARARR! Really? So I smile sweetly, grit my teeth, and pull her back to where her brain can turn back on. Just like that, she’s with me again. Alright, off we go to the starting line again. We start, and again have to pass by innocent Border Terrier minding his own business. RARARARARARARAR! *sigh* Find the magic location in the room that turns her brain back on, and off we go again. With some fast talking and quick thinking, we make it through the course with only a few more grumbles. Then our turn comes up again. I brace for the outburst and…nothing. Perfect show dog. “Mother,” I can hear her saying, oddly enough in a British accent, “I have no idea why you think I would create an outburst. How gauche. Pish posh, let’s trot along and have a spot of water, shall we?” I simply shrug and go with it.
2. Walks. While walking, should another dog have the unmitigated gall to step on her path and come close, Inara does her most spectacular Cujo impersonation – barking, lunging, throwing the f-bomb, insulting their mother, etc. It’s charming. Fortunately, with bipolar doggy, it lasts less than a minute and then off she trots, quite pleased with herself, acting as though nothing out of the ordinary just happened.
3. Very rarely is she just “there.” She’s either UP UP UP! Or asleep. Thrashing a toy around wildly or snoring on the couch. Playing tag with me or laying in the sun. Very few in-between states where she is conscious but not doing much. Asleep or wild. On or off.
So yes, I do believe I have a bipolar dog. Any others out there feel me? Have any bipolar dogs of your own?